easied:

when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

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analish:

i have three personalities: sweet, salty, and spicy

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duplication:

when you see the girl you hate:

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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